It’s no secret that I’m usually the wackiest person most people know. I’m the oddball. The one who will stumble upon weird events without fail. Don’t get it confused though, I love my life and the fact that these insane things are always happening to me makes literally cry from laughter daily. Between having a monumental panic attack in front of Wesley Snipes on an airplane, or the awkwardness of my step-mother’s dog dying on my floor on Christmas morning after a fateful dose of Xanax, I use these stories of my adventures (or misadventures) everyday to entertain my clients at my day job as a hairdresser. I hope to publish my collection of short stories by the new year and will slowly be sharing excerpts from my future book: “Chapstick Eater; Exploits of an Oddball” here, as well as updates and any other bizarre thoughts i have. First, I have to figure out how the hell to even use WordPress. Thank you for checking in.