Turning my weird life into a hilarious short story novel. 

It’s no secret that I’m usually the wackiest person most people know. I’m the oddball. The one who will stumble upon weird events without fail. Don’t get it confused though, I love my life and the fact that these insane things are always happening to me makes literally cry from laughter daily. Between having a monumental panic attack in front of Wesley Snipes on an airplane, or the awkwardness of my step-mother’s dog dying on my floor on Christmas morning after a fateful dose of Xanax, I use these stories of my adventures (or misadventures) everyday to entertain my clients at my day job as a hairdresser. I hope to publish my collection of short stories by the new year and will slowly be sharing excerpts from my future book: “Chapstick Eater; Exploits of an Oddball”  here, as well as updates and any other bizarre thoughts i have. First, I have to figure out how the hell to even use WordPress. Thank you for checking in. 

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s